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Thursday, March 23, 2006

Budget has no effect on sex life

Like a lot of other older ladies I’ve given up on finding love.

Instead I prefer a wide selection of fuck buddies.
Last night I made a phone call. Bob is one of my favourites.
Uncharacteristically I broke the no conversation rule and asked him what he thought of the budget.
He turned and muttered a reply in his native Greek.

"I save money on the condom, but pay more on the cigarette afterwards."

The words resounded in my head as he turned off the light.


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