Grandma Union

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Sunday, September 09, 2007

Grandma Union RIP

That's all folks. Grandma has passed over. She's smoked the last doobie, pissed up the pearly gates and fallen crashing into what kind of hell, I couldn't tell you.

Her final words to me on her resting place are written below. Peace.

Come closer dear...that's right, let old Grandma see you...coff coff...
I want you to tell them...tell them I love them dearly...they have to
understand ...cofff...hackk...nothing this good lasts forever...urgh...

...there is


What's next?

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

The lost art of Yorkshire pudding making

There's no getting around it. Sunday roast is hard work. You get sweaty, irritable and cry a lot. Then switch off the Hollyoaks omnibus and start peeling spuds.
perfect puds
Here are some puds I prepared on Sunday. All you need is flour, water and a few eggs, mix into a smooth batter, and finally pour them into the moulds filled with (this is the important bit) very hot oil. This makes them instantly puff up around the edges.

Not an Aunt Bessie in sight!

I've done a little detective work and tracked her down to explain her crime of convenience. Granny x

(you may need to turn up the sound, she was quite drunk)

Saturday, June 02, 2007

Young punks cause a stir [then take a nap]

[above] The Stones announced as headline act for Hearing Aid

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Does an Iguana have two dicks?

An iguana called Mozart who lives in Antwerp, (that's in Belgium, my less travelled readers) has had a permanent erection since mating a week ago.
The poor little bugger may need to have his penis cut off.

Luckily, as I found out on a recent visit to the Galapagos iguanas have two penises.
I encountered hundreds of these beautiful reptiles, becoming attached to many of them.
I also found out that, unlike geckos, an iguana's tail doesn't grow back.

Keepers at the Aquatopia Zoo make a decision tomorrow.

Granny x

Friday, May 11, 2007

Hot off the hutch

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Nintendo housewiives training

Cooking Mama Wii 'Soup'

Saturday, April 14, 2007

I'm in love