Grandma's Road to Germany - Part Three... Does Swede taste better than turnip?

I don't know why I thought it would be any different. 85 minutes of hell, and a goal-line clearance the highlight of a match. Our pitiful forwards need to be more convincing, especially when the likes of Argentina and Spain are spanking similar teams 6 and 4 nil, thank goodness the French are so awful. How is Sven planning on fixing this? It looks as though our best performer, Beckham, is to be played as a right back against Sweden, who England haven't beaten in 38 years. 0-0 then. TTFN Grandma x


(above) Theo Walcott looks on from the bench